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God that was painful to type!

If you don't know me very well then you won't really understand this. I am a hard sciences kind of girl. The world is explained by mathematics and every other science is simply built upon it. This is my belief..... and yet.

I am seriously getting veklempt just typing about this. It's as if I am stabbing Paul Erdos in the back with every word.

But I think that what I am really missing in college right now is some mental masturbation. Some deep thinking. And the hard "true" sciences don't give you that. Ouch.

My baby started middle school today. She looks like she could be starting high school!! I'm so excited and scared, but mostly thrilled that I get to be here for this huge social and academic step!!

Female cube neighbor, whispering into cell: Jeff*, I woke up this morning with a naked gay man in my bed, and it wasn't you. I'm highly disturbed. Call me immediately.

Atlanta, Georgia

To use a phrase I've read on multiple other scathing reviews on the subject, I really wanted to like Repo, I really did!! I've seen posts about the shadowcast many times on steamfashion, and I've had more than one person tell me it was great and I would love it. Maybe my sights were set too high, but I can't imagine that my sights are capable of being low enough to really enjoy this movie. Maybe if I had watched it muted it would have been less of a train wreck. The imagery was pretty good, and Blind Mag was pretty decent even with the sound on, but that's about all I can say in favor of it. The main problem I see is that I'm pretty sure whoever wrote the music had never actually seen a musical before. It sounded like dialogue from Full House and really horrible Emo poetry set to music played by a goth kid who makes industrial midis and posts them to his MySpace. They say this will be the next Rocky Horror. A lot of you know that while I do perform in it, I think that (other than the great music) Rocky Horror is a really terrible movie in and of itself. So, other than a few loads of laundry, the only thing I got out of this experience is a new appreciation for RHPS.

To you, which adjective best describes hopeless, unrequited love?
Possible Answers

Romantic
Foolish
Creepy

Not only a geeky gamer shirt, or a geeky science shirt.
It was designed by my first childhood crush.

It doesn't get much geekier than that folks.

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tequiladawn 's grandpa died, so we went to bury him under the tile at a small strip mall, as per his wishes. We pull the skeleton out of the duffel bag and set it beside us on the floor of the mall. Unlike her grandpa in the waking world, this gentleman had no legs past the middle of his thighs, and was apparently pretty small as his whole length (sans legs of course) was about 3 feet.The manager of the strip mall approached and told us that we would have to put him in an airtight container before putting him under the tile, to reduce the smell (even though he's a clean skeleton for some reason).

Now remember, since this is a dream, normal laws of reality don't necessarily apply.

So our solution was to put him in a Happy Meal Box and stuff that into a rubber boot..........

Can I please have an orgy dream like pigfuckinghat does next time please?

1. Head to the basement to do laundry.
2. Flipped on the switch to the basement light and the one down the stairs blew.
3. Went to get a lightbulb but the only ones I have are the Renew bulbs, which I'm not wasting in the basement.
4. Decided to switch out a bulb in the living room since I already had a chair there because I had turned the fan off (yes I need a chair to pull the fan chain, I'm tall so who ever lived here before had to be a GIANT) so that I could switch the direction for winter.
5. Realized I should vacuum the fan before switching directions so as to not throw dust balls EVERYWHERE (can you tell I've done that before?)
6. Grabbed the vacuum and had to empty it before using it again.
7. Vacuumed the fan blades.
8. Grabbed a sock.
9. Switched the lightbulbs.
10. Had one foot on the ground and then remembered to switch the fan direction and turn it back on.
11. Grabbed flashlight.
12. Went to the basement.
13. Put in new bulb.
14. Put in a load of laundry.
15. Check the pilot light, out AGAIN, but can't reset it without turning off the system upstairs.
16. Go upstairs.
17. Turn off the system.
18. Waited for the laundry to finish so that I can........

1. Go to the basement to do laundy.